Friday, June 17, 2005

Blimps and Dead Dogs

The Goodyear Blimp was forced to make a crash-landing in an industrial park in Florida early this morning. The crash further proves the notion that blimps are dumb and planes work much better. It's 2005, haven't we learned from the Hindenburg disaster? You don't see people driving around in steam powered automobiles anymore, so why must we continue to fly around in helium balloons? My bet is that Goodyear planned the crash landing in an effort to receive free advertising.

On a funny note, unless for some silly reason you care about animals, two PETA employees were arrested and charged with animal cruelty after they were caught red-handed dumping dead dogs and cats into a shopping center garbage bin. I really don't know where to begin with this one, so I will instead refer to the official statement made by the government of the Philippines in reaction to the story. "We are outraged at the actions of PETA, and we hope justice will be swift and thorough. No organization should be allowed to throw away perfectly good meat." Get it? It's funny because they eat domestic animals!

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