Ashton: Officially a d-bag

This is how I imagine this horrible concept was conceived.

Ashton: Honey, what should I wear on the most important day of our lives together?

Demi: Hmm, I want you to look like a complete blowhard, a blowhard with an Al Capone/Miami Vice theme.

Ashton: I was thinking massive tool, but Capone blowhard works too.