Bush might recommend death-lover tonight

Much to the chagrin of East Coasters looking forward to watching another sensational episode of "I Want to be a Hilton," President Bush will announce his Supreme Court nomination tonight at 9pm. Who will it be you ask...Political insiders are placing their bets on Judge Edith Clement of the New Orleans Federal Appeals Court. While I know nothing about Judge Clement, a website entitled The Conservative Voice called Clement "Pro-Killing" and that just doesn't seem nice. Is it acceptable to have a person serve on the most prestigious bench in the country who would cheer at the site of a killing? I think I would prefer to have our next justice more neutral when it comes to murder and death. Plus, I bet she would overturn Roe v. Wade if you gave her a hurricane and tossed some beads at her...

(Pictured below: An example of the kind of beads that could cause Clement to sell out the Constitution)