Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Is First Class That Bad?

The sad news today about the death of WalMart Heir John Walton makes me wonder why rich people insist on flying their own planes. The untimely deaths of JFK Jr., John Denver, Sinbad, and Benihana* all prove that even if you whipe your ass with hundred dollar bills, you're better off just flying first class.

*To my knowledge neither Sinbad, or Benihana (which isn't the name of a person, but a restaurant) are actually dead. It's just that I couldn't think of names of other famous people who have died piloting their own planes.

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