Loser sells toilet paper love note

A California lawyer claiming to have dated Jennifer Anniston in 1984 will be auctioning his collection of Anniston-related trinkets. One of the priceless collectibles is a birthday greeting written by Anniston on a piece of toilet paper. (I can't imagine how this relationship fizzled...nothing says I love you like a birthday card written on paper used to clean your crack...I hope it was at least 2-ply). The auction, slated to have a $1000,000 reserve, will begin Friday on ebay and anyone sick enough to even think about bidding should be detained at Camp X-ray.



While it is incredibly shameful that this d-bag is trying to profit from a teenage romance, it has to be an ego boost for Anniston. The fact that he thinks he can get $100k for some pictures and notes that she wrote as a kid is a testament to her celebrity. I'll know that I have really made it the day that my ex-girlfriend can make six figures from the love note I wrote to her on a sanitary napkin...