Yankees fan shows poor judgment

Last night at Yankee stadium, 18 year old Scott Harper decided to jump from the upper deck on to a net behind home plate. The forty-foot fall left Harper a bit woozy, but he proceeded to climb up the net back to the upper deck where police were awaiting his arrival. Friends told police that Harper wanted to test whether the net would hold his weight.

Aside from causing a four minute game delay, Harper's actions demonstrated some of the worst decision making imaginable, and his parents should be more ashamed of their son than if he had appreciated the sensational sitcom Baywatch for its plot. The kid doubted whether or not the net would hold his brainless body before he jumped, and then jumped anyways to test his hypothesis...Hats off to you Scott Harper, your dedication to the scientific method is astonishing.