Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Yanni: Innocent, but still a creep

Legendary keyboardist and new age loser Yanni has been cleared of domestic abuse charges. His girlfriend, Silvia Barthes, 33, told police Yanni grabbed her and shook her, then threw her on a bed and jumped on her, according to a police report. Barthes had a bloody lip, but told officers she thought she might have hit herself when Yanni shook her (spoken like a true wife-beatee).

Yanni had this to say in response to the claims (my issues with the statement are in bold):

"The allegations claimed were always false and completely without any merit. Unfortunately, celebrities are often seen as easy targets and are very vulnerable to these kinds of baseless allegations and false demands for money. I want to thank my family, friends, fans and everyone who have supported me through this very difficult and painful time. I love the Florida community in which I live and will continue to have faith in our justice system."

1) You're not a celebrity Yanni. You might chill out my neighbor who makes her own clothes out of hemp, but you're still a mustachioed nobody.

2) I think it would have been more fitting if Yanni replaced the word "fans" with "new age blowhards who get chubs from Casio keyboards and ponytails."

3) I'm sorry Yanni, but this case has reaffirmed my disillusion with the justice system. How on earth can we let a man with a mustache that offensive go free?

(All those years of tickling the plastic ivories sure have aged the synthesizer king)


At 5:30 PM, Blogger nbarsley said...

Hes looking pretty good. Isnt he like 60 now?

At 5:39 PM, Blogger Pick said...

I added his mugshot to counter your comment...he's looking a little less sexy now, but I think you'd still stick it to him.

At 11:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you need to calm down. It's your opinion what you think of him, but do know that it's offensive to some who love him and respect him. It's always best to think before you speak

At 10:15 PM, Blogger helena melo said...

Meu caro, inveja mata viu?Yanni nós brasileiros te amamos muito, divergencias entre casais sempre existiram, como voce é rico, lindo e famoso, a repercussão é bem maior.
Maria Helena Melo Brasil!!!!

At 4:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

U womanizing sick bastard ....lick u r own ass ...foul minded crook ...Yanni is cool...he only teaches people to love each other and stop war

At 6:26 AM, Blogger Prashantha Bose said...

doob doob chamataka kaalia the crow ho are wild animals and birds also like Yanni...so criticizers of yanni.....jusy f'off !

At 2:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did a keyboard player with a mustache fuck your mama in the ass while forcing you to watch when you were just a child? chill out man!


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