Friday, March 10, 2006

Is Obama on the cream or the clear?

(Passion or roid rage? You be the judge)

A source close to Pick's Post has allegedly seen Illinois junior Senator Barack Obama pushing obscene amounts of weight at a local DC gym. The eyewitness saw Obama complete over twelve repitions on the incline bench with 70lb dumbells. Later in the workout, the Senator was handily pushing 360lbs on the leg press machine. This information leads to one pressing question. Is the superstar Senator juicing? When asked to respond to these allegations Obama's office had no comment at press time. However, rumors are circulating in the Capitol that Majority Leader Bill Frist will call for Obama to provide a urine sample on the Senate floor as early as next week. I'd like to think the Senator was all-natural, but I have to admit that his Senate floor speech on lobbying reform seemed far too powerful for an individual not relying on the use of performance enhancing drugs.

(An enlarged head is a telling sign of a juicer)


At 11:50 PM, Blogger nbarsley said...

" This information leads to one pressing question. "

Pressing... no pun intended.

At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama Votes Nay


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