At least she knew she couldn't carry it on

A woman was arrested in a Florida airport after screeners found a human head in her luggage. The voodoo woman stated that the purpose of the head (which still had teeth in it) was to ward off evil spirits. Maybe the head was good at warding off evil spirits, but it sure as hell wasn't good at warding off the underpaid, overworked, TSA screeners in Miami. Watch, with my luck this voodoo woman is going to read this and put a hex on me...so I apologize in advance for speaking in tongues and threatening to shave your head (ah how I miss London).



(TSA file photo, or the result of a google image search)