Alberto Gonzales hates freedom

That is if you consider pornography freedom, which most people do. The Washington Post reported today that the FBI is launching a "porn squad" to enforce Federal Anti-Obscenity laws (sorry pervs, the FBI is only recruiting current employees). According to the article, the new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

(How can a man with a mustache like that be anti-porn?)

You know Gonzales' "top priority" of curbing pornography lacks logic when an unnamed FBI agent said "I guess this means we've won the war on terror." Really, who cares that our troops in Iraq don't have armored vehicles and Osama Bin Laden is vacationing in Pakistan? We will all be able to sleep at night knowing that our tax dollars are being invested in the irradication of pornography involving bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior. Well, except for those poor souls who can only fall asleep after watching a dog and a chick, and for them, may God have mercy on their souls.