TSA: Screwdrivers and Scissors okay to carry-on

The Department of Homeland Security's Transportation Security Administration is re-thinking its list of banned carry-on items. Sources within TSA say that a new plan will be proposed to allow some sharp objects like scissors and screwdrivers because hardened cockpit doors and airplane security measures no longer make these items a serious threat. TSA would instead like to focus its resources on screening passengers for explosives to prevent a suicide bomber-style attack. According the Washington Post, TSA is has in the past considered allowing items like ice picks and ninja stars on airplanes. A representative from the flight attendant industry said his constituents are upset at the proposed revisions to banned items, and stated that "When weapons are allowed back on board an aircraft, the pilots will be able to land the plane safety but the aisles will be running with blood." (Isn't this a little dramatic? I think the airline representative got worked up when the reporter called him a stewardess). I don't know about you, but I don't feel comfortable on a plane with a bloody mary-drinking ninja sharpening his stars with an ice pick.